i took the boys out for a walk today. they take their sweet time, not a care in the world. moseying along, sniffing every blade of grass, peeing sporadically....wait what do i see up ahead? is that a cat jogging? oh yes, the neighbors are out for a sunday run....with their cat! no leash necessary, this lil cat is just running along behind them.
i tell the boys, c'mon pick up your feet...if a cat can jog, so can you. they stop sniffing, stare up at me and both sit down. cowboy goes all-out flat basset on me. we dont end up jogging. instead i drag them home. next time i want a running partner i guess i'll get a cat.